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  • Monthly Sincerely Snarky Mystery Box

    50$
    Every month
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    50$
    Every month
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The Boring Legal Stuff (Made Slightly Less Boring)
 

All sales are final.


But if your order shows up damaged, incomplete, or we accidentally let the Chaos Nugget pack it unsupervised, we'll absolutely work to make it right. Because good customer service never goes out of style— unlike my 80s hair and stirrup pants.

Please take note

Some of our items contain curse words, sarcasm, questionable humor,

and the occasional joke that probably shouldn’t be as funny as it is.

If there’s anything you’d rather NOT receive—swearing, adult humor,

certain topics, etc.—just let us know in the notes when you order.

We’re happy to keep your box within your comfort zone.

Otherwise, we’ll assume you’re ready for whatever nonsense we send your way.

We’re here to make you laugh. If you’re easily put off …

well, you may want to use that exclusions box. 😉

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