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Mystery Snarky Notebook

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100% Snark on the Outside. You snark up the inside.

Need somewhere to jot down brilliant ideas, questionable decisions, grocery lists, passive-aggressive reminders, or the names of people currently testing your patience? We've got you.

Choose a Mystery Snarky Notebook and we'll pick the design for you. You won't know which one you're getting until it arrives—because apparently even office supplies need a little drama.

Every notebook is useful, every cover has attitude, and what's written inside is entirely your business.

Could be notes. Could be plans. Could be evidence. We don't ask questions.

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    But if your order shows up damaged, incomplete, or we accidentally let the Chaos Nugget pack it unsupervised, we'll absolutely work to make it right. Because good customer service never goes out of style— unlike my 80s hair and stirrup pants.

    Please take note

    Some of our items contain curse words, sarcasm, questionable humor,

    and the occasional joke that probably shouldn’t be as funny as it is.

    If there’s anything you’d rather NOT receive—swearing, adult humor,

    certain topics, etc.—just let us know in the notes when you order.

    We’re happy to keep your box within your comfort zone.

    Otherwise, we’ll assume you’re ready for whatever nonsense we send your way.

    We’re here to make you laugh. If you’re easily put off …

    well, you may want to use that exclusions box. 😉

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