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"Call Home" College Survival Kit

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Send snacks. Send support. Send a little home.

Because tuition apparently doesn’t include emotional support snacks.

College is exciting. College is stressful. College is also realizing at 10:47 p.m. that crackers technically count as dinner.

Enter the Call Home College Survival Kit — a box full of snacks, useful stuff, sarcasm, and a little reminder that somebody back home is thinking about them.

Each box includes:

  • 8–10 snacks — a mix of sweet, salty, and late-night-study-worthy goodness

  • 1 snarky beverage receptacle — could be a cup, mug, tumbler, or bottle

  • 1 snarky notebook

  • Snarky pens

  • 1 mystery item — because college already has enough predictable assignments

Every box is a little different, so exact snacks, designs, colors, and mystery items will vary. That's part of the fun.

Want to be the favorite person for at least 20 minutes?


Perfect for first-semester survival, homesick days, midterms, finals, birthdays, bad weeks, good weeks, or just because you haven't received a text in four days and would like confirmation they're alive.

You can't do college for them. But you can send snacks.

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    But if your order shows up damaged, incomplete, or we accidentally let the Chaos Nugget pack it unsupervised, we'll absolutely work to make it right. Because good customer service never goes out of style— unlike my 80s hair and stirrup pants.

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    Please take note

    Some of our items contain curse words, sarcasm, questionable humor,

    and the occasional joke that probably shouldn’t be as funny as it is.

    If there’s anything you’d rather NOT receive—swearing, adult humor,

    certain topics, etc.—just let us know in the notes when you order.

    We’re happy to keep your box within your comfort zone.

    Otherwise, we’ll assume you’re ready for whatever nonsense we send your way.

    We’re here to make you laugh. If you’re easily put off …

    well, you may want to use that exclusions box. 😉

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