"Call Home" College Survival Kit
Send snacks. Send support. Send a little home.
Because tuition apparently doesn’t include emotional support snacks.
College is exciting. College is stressful. College is also realizing at 10:47 p.m. that crackers technically count as dinner.
Enter the Call Home College Survival Kit — a box full of snacks, useful stuff, sarcasm, and a little reminder that somebody back home is thinking about them.
Each box includes:
8–10 snacks — a mix of sweet, salty, and late-night-study-worthy goodness
1 snarky beverage receptacle — could be a cup, mug, tumbler, or bottle
1 snarky notebook
Snarky pens
1 mystery item — because college already has enough predictable assignments
Every box is a little different, so exact snacks, designs, colors, and mystery items will vary. That's part of the fun.
Want to be the favorite person for at least 20 minutes?
Perfect for first-semester survival, homesick days, midterms, finals, birthdays, bad weeks, good weeks, or just because you haven't received a text in four days and would like confirmation they're alive.
You can't do college for them. But you can send snacks.

